Jennifer McKenzie

Romance--Boy meets girl. Romantic Suspense--Boy meets girl with dead bodies.
Friday, May 25, 2007

I Threatened, So Here It Is


To your left is a picture of my partner in crime, my cp extrordinaire, my author salvation,Dayna Hart Her hubby is awesome too and I threatened to blog about him.

He goes by many names. Superhubby, brokenspooge and #@#@#@&$# when he's saying something snarky. Online he's known as Writer's Widow. He hangs out with all of us and holds his own. When he showed up on The Novelty Girls he cracked us all up.
When I call Dayna (and I do it pretty often) he's even willing to talk to me for a little while when Dayna's sleeping.
It usually ends up like this.

WW--Dayna's sleeping
Me--Are you working?
WW--Well, I'm watching Orange County Choppers and working. But I'm willing to be distracted. Dayna told me something about the Redneck is coming home and then he went fishing or something?
Me--Yeah, he ditched me with the kids and took care of himself. The bastid.
WW--I'm surprised.
Me--Why?
WW--I figured you'd have that nagging wife thing down pat.
Me--Really? Nope. In this house, he's the boss.
WW--Now that really surprises me. You really call him the boss?
Me--Absolutely. He's the captain of the ship--the CEO of the company. Just ask him.
WW--Do you wear a French Maid outfit while you're working for the company?
Me--No! That's your job. By the way, are you getting a plane ticket and coming out to clean my house?
WW--Nope.

Somehow after this the conversation degenerated and we started talking about things related to his nickname. I'm not going any further lest Dayna kill me.

Writer's Widow is one of the best. He puts up with the hour long brainstorming, the four way conference calls, the snarky bitches that are his wife's friends. He even keeps me company when I just want to talk to Dayna but she's sleeping, or working or I don't know, trying to have a life.
He is one of the best. Dayna got lucky. He even called her "hot" while he was on the phone with me. He's a sweetie. The great thing about WW is that he's willing to put up with me. There ain't too many of those around.
They broke the mold when they made him. His theory about that is that the original didn't work too well, so they didn't make anymore. I, however, think he's unique.
I lurrrrve you brokenspooge. LOL.

Oh, and after a long hiatus,in which she was doing things like having a baby, working and writing two novels, Tracy Montoya has returned with "Seven Rules of Engagement When Dealing With Cover Models".
I took notes.
Check them out. I've missed her and I'm so glad she's back.

posted at 7:01 AM by Jennifer ::
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