Jennifer McKenzie

Romance--Boy meets girl. Romantic Suspense--Boy meets girl with dead bodies.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Whiskey Wednesday




I've decided that I do want to blog about the things I really WANT to write about. But, I'm going to spare all professionals who are NOT interested in personal crap about me.
So, welcome to Whiskey Wednesday. These are the days I write about some of the more personal stuff. Yeah, it's not as cool as Crystal's Hump Day Hotties or Wordless Wednesday, but it's all me.
And along those lines--Here's a few popular "program" (That's 12 Step program) sayings that I've had some interesting and snarky answers to.

1. Courage is fear that's said it's prayers.....and God said "no" but I didn't listen.

2. It's one day at a time.....but can't I just skip this one?

3. Fear is an acronym for False Evidence Appearing Real.....and Fuck Everything And Run.

4. God is not a terrorist. (That's in one our books. I swear. I didn't have anything to add to that. It was funny by itself. LOL.

5. Justification is like masturbation. You only screw yourself......but it feels so good.

6. Have an attitude of gratitude......or I'll hit you over the head!

7 And finally, the one that most people know. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to hide the bodies where no one can find them.

This has been Whiskey Wednesday. No rednecks or small children were harmed in the making of this post.

posted at 7:22 AM by Jennifer ::
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