Jennifer McKenzie

Romance--Boy meets girl. Romantic Suspense--Boy meets girl with dead bodies.
Sunday, April 01, 2007

Things I wish I could do on my Blog



I started this blog because I was working toward being a published author and it was a way to have "web presence" and all that stuff. Now, as a published author with a website, covers and so on, I get a little paranoid about what I'm writing on my blog. But lately, I've wanted to write about the "real" stuff that goes on.

I'd love to write a rant about some of my family. I'm terrified they'll read it someday. Imagine my panic when my husband, in some fit of redneck weirdness, decided to read my blog entries for the last six months. I was frantically checking the posts for any references that may have me in the proverbial doghouse. My mother? Let's not go there. My MIL? Not there either. What if the hair that crawled up my ever lovin' redneck's butt crawled up theirs? I'd be screwed.

I'd love to tell the truth about my political leanings. I'm sure a lot of people have guessed them, but it can be frustrating. See, I know that several of the people who may swing by might be offended by some of my political rants. And heaven forbid I offend. *sigh*. I swear I'm going to get a pseudonym and start pitching a fit about stuff. The problem is that guessing who I am will be a no brainer. "Look, that Raving Lunatic blog has a big post about "Deadliest Catch". Do you think it could be....?" Yeah, I suck at being anonymous.

I'd love to go on and on about some of the things that helped me personally. See, I'm being so CAREFUL. I'm in Al-Anon. I said it. I've outed myself and the Twelve Step police are going to knock on my door for not maintaining "personal anonymity at the level of press, radio and film". Whatever. It explains my insanity, the voices in my head and my need for attention. LOL. Don't know what that is? Click Here

I have a huge respect for bloggers who are able to talk about their funny stuff and their sad stuff. I love to blog wander and find myself drawn to the bitter, snarky and dark humor that is floating around out there. My mother would be appalled. Which makes them perfect for me.

Okay, enough. The nice thing is that this post will pass like a fart in church. It will appall and offend and then everyone forgets.

As long as the smell doesn't linger.

posted at 6:41 AM by Jennifer ::
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