Jennifer McKenzie
Romance--Boy meets girl. Romantic Suspense--Boy meets girl with dead bodies.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
A Little Redneck Humor
I'm over at Shadows Of Passion talking about the latest writing fun in my life. LOL. Come and visit me and show a little love.
I included the lines below that I stole from The Glamorous Redneck
Nothing but class from me. LOL.
Redneck Man's pick up lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
*Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
*My Love fer you is like diarrhea.I can't hold it in.
*If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
*You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
*Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
*Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
and.... the best for last!
*Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time I
think of it my nuts tighten up.
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